How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem.

(by Egbert de Waal on 1st April 2017)

Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays

(by Egbert de Waal on 1st April 2017)

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? Try it out in Internet Explorer. Did it work? No? It's HTML5

(by De Waal IT on 9th August 2017)

Why was the empty array stuck outside? It didn't have any keys

(by De Waal IT on 1st October 2019)